oh my god fun story time.

My best friend’s grandmother got a paper cut on her tongue whilst licking evelopes at her work back in like, the 80s. Well it got infected so she goes to the doctor. It’s swelling. The doctor says in whatever medical terminology that it has to be drained. They go to train the infected area and you know what comes out: cockroach eggs.

I am not even shitting you I’ve seen the medical report.

Moral of the story: never lick envelopes.

Thursday, 12 of May, 2011 with 12 notes
by: undeadcritic   via: rendezvoodoo