Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
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dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible
- “It’s Thanksgeeving.”
- Who in the hell has RIBS at Thanksgiving?
- Actually that Thanksgiving spread looks sparse and lame as hell. Is that Kraft macaroni & cheese?
- What is that grown-ass man doing hanging out with these tween girls during all the major holidays? Who are you.
- 1:45 though. I can’t.
- The rap. Oh god, the rap.
- She also totally interrupted everyone’s prayers with said rap. Rude.
- Drumstick microphone.
- Thanksgiving isn’t even on the 28th this year. They couldn’t find a current calendar or something?
- I’m worried about a girl who wears a leather jacket on the 4th of July but a tank top in the middle of November.
- Turkey - ay! Mashed potatoes - ay!
- Totally ripping off Rebecca Black with the whole chronological aspect of the lyrics.
- Give ‘em thanks, y’all!
who the hell is this excited for thanksgiving lbr
